I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
NoShamevember. You game?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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