he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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