Your face is a jimmy john
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.