i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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