having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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