I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
These tits shall not be calmed
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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