it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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