is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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