I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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