I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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