You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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