i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
