So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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