last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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