i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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