no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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