we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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