can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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