dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
