Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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