And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My ATM looks so different sober.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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