Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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