By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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