She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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