I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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