Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
