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(507): View more from Minnesota

Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher

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(507):Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher http://tfl.nu/a6cj

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(613): View more from Ontario

Who pooed in my magic bullet?

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Sorry the bathroom was being used.

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(613): Who pooed in my magic bullet? (1-613): Sorry the bathroom was being used. http://tfl.nu/qp1c

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(914): View more from New York

i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue

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(914): i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue http://tfl.nu/qbgw

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend

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(267): Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend http://tfl.nu/as99

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(734): View more from Michigan

Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?

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How did the beer even get there in the first place?

(734): View more from Michigan

That's not what's important right now

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(734): Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina? (1-734): How did the beer even get there in the first place? (734): That's not what's important right now http://tfl.nu/17l2

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(256): View more from Alabama

you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"

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(256): you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!" http://tfl.nu/8xfk

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(503): View more from Oregon

This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.

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(503): This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating. http://tfl.nu/ajdd

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(614): View more from Ohio

I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk

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(614): I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk http://tfl.nu/rn5q

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(314): View more from Missouri

It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.

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(314): It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved. http://tfl.nu/gg0m

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(740): View more from Ohio

omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.

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(740): omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause. http://tfl.nu/xm5u

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(509): View more from Washington

Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.

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(509): Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs. http://tfl.nu/0hn1

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(541): View more from Oregon

Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.

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(541): Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion. http://tfl.nu/wgt6

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(248): View more from Michigan

i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager

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(248): i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager http://tfl.nu/jncg

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.

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(202): 90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here. http://tfl.nu/6qce

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(816): View more from Missouri

Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!

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(816): Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!! http://tfl.nu/og4z

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