Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost