why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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