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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

what happened last night??

(518): View more from New York

everyone saw ******'s vagina

(518): View more from New York

and that's just the beginning

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(325): View more from Texas

i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night

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(316): View more from Kansas

You love me.

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That's because, tragically, I adore whores.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.

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(813): View more from Florida

If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?

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