Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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