yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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