im about as happy as oj after his trial
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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