Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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