"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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