All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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