Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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