bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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