Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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