i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Text me some of your sweat
Randomize
