I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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