Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just found puke in my bra..
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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