YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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