I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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