its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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