He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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