Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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