yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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