belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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