it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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