I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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