walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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