why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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