Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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