When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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